![]() ![]() Yesterday, someone took his old one. They didn't take anything that was in the locker...they just took the lock! All the books, notebooks, supplies et al that he had in there were intact. Someone had taken the lock and only the lock. It's as if bank robbers blew a bank safe open, and then carried the bank door out, rather than the money. Yeah, I know. Probably some kid forgot his lock,and took Brian's, somehow. Still, it is kind of funny...someone stealing the thing, and only the thing, that is supposed to keep thieves out... Senseless, but funny.. Fair warning: philosophical musings ahead....no practical applications, just a thought experiment.
Or...can they? Suppose there is theoretically no limit to the genie's powers. Suppose they can literally do anything. That they can create worlds out of soap bubbles, or use the Big Bang as a reading light. Are there things even an omnipotent being like a Jinn out of the Arabian Nights cannot do? Despite the definition of "omnipotence"...I think so.
"MORTAL! I first vowed to give the person who freed me from my prison three wishes! But as the centuries mounted, I made a further vow...that I would kill the person who freed me for making me wait so long. Make your wishes, for they will be your last act....." The fisherman thinks for a second. "You can't kill me until all three wishes are granted?" "Indeed. But there is nothing beyond my power, so that won't take long." "What if I wish to become immortal and invulnerable?" "Then I will place you in space, light-years from any star, where your immortal life would be, after a few centuries in airless space, a cause for madness..." "Hmmm. Three wishes....very well, the first wish." "Make them good, mortal. They are your last..."
The jinn looks down at the fisherman, his cocksure look replaced with an unaccustomed doubt. "But..." "Secondly, I want you to make a world where there are valleys but no mountains." "But..." "Thirdly, I want you to make a world where two plus two equals three...and three can be made into two sets of two." "But...!!!!" "Yes?" "A triangle is a figure with three sides! A seven-sided single triangle is meaningless! It can't be done!" "So much for 'omnipotence'..." "Or a valley without any mountains to contrast it with..is not a valley! A depression, maybe, but not a valley...." "Not my problem. It's yours. You have to deliver." "And...how can I change what numbers add up to? 'Four' is just another name for 'Two plus Two'...." "Again, not my problem. But after...and only after...you grant those wishes....then you can kill me." He turned his back on the jinn. "Good luck!"
Thomas Aquinas once maintained there was one thing that even God cannot do, and that's to make something that is logically contradictory. I agree...such a thing is senseless. It's nice to know that even omnipotence isn't.....everything. That ultimate power isn't enough. That's my thought experiment for the night. |
One year ago today: SLIM CHANCE .
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