![]() ![]() "Anybody want these?" Never one to turn down free food...other families turn the family scraps to the dog, instead, they turn to me and say, "You want it?" I said, "Sure thing." I scarfed them down pretty quickly. The brand was Great Fortune, with a picture of a fat Chinese man in lotus position. The effect was rather ruined by opening the fortune cookie and finding the fortune had a "smiley face", both at the beginning and the end of the fortune. The first one said, "You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy." The second one said, "The only good is knowledge and the only evil ignorance." I was really hoping for something along the lines of, "You will receive fifty thousand dollars tomorrow." ...We've suffered some financial reversals. As if we didn't have enough to stress us out...
She could have done a lot better. A lot better. Yes, I am aware that these are the signs of a classic mid-life crisis. Hey, that'll work...if this is mid-life, that means I'll live to be ninety! (I'll be 45 on October 27th.) If Barb had known the reverses we would suffer, would she have married me? I hope so. But in all honesty, I don't know. My father travelled a lot, and Mom was without him half the month, but the bills were taken care of, and we lived at a higher standard than I do now. Which is better? Maybe our inability to see the future is the most merciful thing that happens to us...
Oh, please!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil ignorance." ...That I can get into. I'm not big on the maxim, "Ignorance is bliss." My maxim would be more, "Ignorance is a recipe for disaster."
Monica Lewinsky: "Your name will be a household word." "You are world-reknowned for your affectionate nature."...for Bill Clinton.
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One year ago today: AN ARACHNOPHOBE'S NIGHTMARE .
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